Jokes

Stupid Questions...Smart Answers...

Just some random jokes I found while surfing the net...worth a good laugh.. XDD


Teacher: 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Student: 'A teacher.'

Waiter: 'Would you like your coffee black?'
Customer: 'What other colours do you have?'

Mary: 'John says I'm pretty,Andy says I'm ugly,what do you think,Peter?'
Peter: 'A bit of both.I think you're pretty ugly.'

Wife: 'You tell a man something,it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.'
Husband: 'You tell a woman something,it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.'

Boy: 'May I hold your hand?'
Girl: 'No thanks,it isn't heavy.'

Teacher: 'Sam,you talk a lot.'
Sam: 'It's a family tradition.'
Teacher: 'What do you mean?'
Sam: 'My grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher.'
Teacher: 'What about your mother?'
Sam: 'She's a woman.'

Girl: 'If we become engaged,will you give me a ring?'
Boy: 'Sure,what's your phone number?'

Boy: 'I love you and I can die for you!'
Girl: 'How soon?'

Girl: 'Darling,I want to dance like this forever.'
Boy: 'Don't you ever want to improve?'

ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH!!!toodles..

May You Rest In Peace.....

May You Rest In Peace......

On the 19th of August,a teacher is gone due to influenza H1N1.

She is Miss Chai Mee Feng.

Dear teacher,

Although you don't teach our class,I know that you are a good teacher.

May you Rest In Peace.

PANGKOR LAUT!!!

HILL VILLA

Have been on a 3 days trip to Pangkor Laut..it's a private island...

the scenery there was like WOW!!

Emerald green sea,clear blue sky,the sound of the waves...a perfect place to relax!!

A reminder here...if you ever go there,pls go in a package..the food there was damn expensive...LARGE main course at Royal Bay Beach Club..but the food is nice...yummy!!

We stay in this Hill Villas where the scenery from there is the best..you can see the whole ocean!

Uploaded just a few pics...still waiting for my aunt to send the pics to me..

ciao :)